I’m walking down the street by my job headed to the donut shop. I am approached by a man maybe in his late twenties, early thirties.
He says, “Excuse me pretty can I ask you your name?”
I tell him Vanessa.
He then goes, “Hi Vanessa…my name is Anthony. I work at that non profit right around the corner. You know, the one where you probably see all those people who look like they on drugs outside. Yeah, I’m a program manager there. We help them get off drugs and you know, try to get they lives back together. Anyway…I see you walking by getting tea or a donut in the morning all the time. I’ve been so hesitant to talk to you because you always look so nice and everything but anyway I um…I just wanted to know if I could take you out to lunch sometime?”
I stuttered and said, “ Um…Errr. I don’t..”
Then this FOOL goes, “WAIT!! Before you answer…I haven’t been 100% forthright with you. I don’t actually work at the clinic. I’m a client. But I been clean and sober for two years and all I do is sip alittle methadone and that’s it…”
WTF.
I ran.
He says, “Excuse me pretty can I ask you your name?”
I tell him Vanessa.
He then goes, “Hi Vanessa…my name is Anthony. I work at that non profit right around the corner. You know, the one where you probably see all those people who look like they on drugs outside. Yeah, I’m a program manager there. We help them get off drugs and you know, try to get they lives back together. Anyway…I see you walking by getting tea or a donut in the morning all the time. I’ve been so hesitant to talk to you because you always look so nice and everything but anyway I um…I just wanted to know if I could take you out to lunch sometime?”
I stuttered and said, “ Um…Errr. I don’t..”
Then this FOOL goes, “WAIT!! Before you answer…I haven’t been 100% forthright with you. I don’t actually work at the clinic. I’m a client. But I been clean and sober for two years and all I do is sip alittle methadone and that’s it…”
WTF.
I ran.
That is hilarious. I knew he was a client!
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