I was thinking about the word thong (womens' underwear)...Is it PLURAL or SINGULAR?? When a smooth talking mister requests that you make sure you wear your "thongs" for a late-night sexual escapade, is he grammatically incorrect??How about we all upgrade our lives to G-STRINGS like I have. This way there is no confusion.
On another note: If someone says any of the following statements to you, you need to run:
"looking good in 'dem STRANGS (as in G-STRANGS)"
"mmmmm...mmmmm....mmmmm!!! I sure would love to have your DENTAL FLOSS in my mouth"
"I'm in love with a stripper...she grinding, she riding that poll....I'm in love with a STRIPPER"
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I will never forget when my friend from college asked me "Don't you hate it when people wear thongs and socks?" When I responded, "And that's it? Wouldn't they be kinda cold," she looked at me and said "No, dummy. Not a thong and socks. Flip flops." LOL I guess when it is plural it means something else.
ReplyDeleteAnd is a thong always women's underwear? Just a question.
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