R.Kelly: you remind me of my waterbed...I wanna surf ya!!

A convo between Flow and her LOVER

LOVER: you like your new bedroom furniture?

Flow: yep. Its so comfortable. I LOVE IT!!

LOVER: I bet you got an expensive ass mattress huh?

Flow: Nope.

{a few seconds pass}

Flow: Its a waterbed.

LOVER: Shut the F*ck Up!! LMAO!! You didnt get a Muthaf*!cken waterbed...hahahahahahahahaha

Flow: Honey. I swear. Its a waterbed.

(LOVER gets serious)

LOVER: Oh. WoW.

(LOVER seems scared)

LOVER: I havent seen a waterbed since 1989.

(Flow gets serious)

Flow: Oh.

(Flow gets less serious)

Flow: Just joking. honey. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. i'm gonna blog about this :-)

LOVER: ----