It was around 1:30am. Me and Fandago Fione(see previous post to figure out WHO I am refering to) just finished off a bottle of Martini&Rossi and OJ. It was one of those nights were we needed to talk and drink and relax. Fione lives next door and I was walking her outside to make sure she got home okay.While we were standing there saying our goodbyes, we looked across the street and noticed two furry bright eyed cats looking at us. Here is the convo:
Flow: Okay well it looks safe enough for you to walk home. I'll stand here and wait.
Fione: Thanks. Look at those dingy ass cats over there.
Flow: Yuck. Why are they laying like that? Wait are they...
Fione: OMG. Those cats are hella getting it on.
Flow: Cats fuck?
Fione: Apparently they do.
Flow: Why are they looking at us?
Fione: Flow. Leave those cats alone.
Flow: This is HellaRandom.
The thing that was the most random was that these cats were having sex...doggy style. You would think they would be scared of this position but they were going full throttle. Is this a situation where we can blame it on the GOOSE??hmmmmm
*a HellaFLOW production*
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