HellaRandom presents...STEPS TO HEALING A BROKEN HEART

HONESTY -Admit that you are powerless to the broken heart

HOPE- Come to believe that you will be restored

TRUST- Decide to turn your love life around. Trust that the right person will come along one day

TRUTH- Make a fearless inventory of yourself. Figre out what you really want and need.

HUMILITY- Humbly acknowledge that you want a better situation.

FORGIVE- Make direct amends with the person who broke your heart.

DAILY ACCOUNTABILITY-Continue to take personal inventory, and when you are wrong promptly admit it.

REVELATION- realize you are and always will be OKAY!

*These are also Steps to Cure Alcohal Addiction. Coincidence? We think NOT!

TODAY IS SADDAM HUSSEIN'S BDAY....

In Memory of Saddam Hussein, we offer you these interesting and informative quotes:

"Politics is when you say you are going to do one thing while intending to do another. Then you do neither what you said nor what you intended.”

“America needs wisdom, not force. It had used force, along with the West, to its extreme extent, only to find out later that it did not achieve what they wanted,”

and lastly...

“If you want to execute me, I'll bring my own MUTHAFUCKEN rope.”

hmmmmmm. BE CAREFUL WUT YOU WISH FOR WHEN UR BLOWING OUT THOSE CANDLES PEOPLE!!!

BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE...

It was around 1:30am. Me and Fandago Fione(see previous post to figure out WHO I am refering to) just finished off a bottle of Martini&Rossi and OJ. It was one of those nights were we needed to talk and drink and relax. Fione lives next door and I was walking her outside to make sure she got home okay.While we were standing there saying our goodbyes, we looked across the street and noticed two furry bright eyed cats looking at us. Here is the convo:

Flow: Okay well it looks safe enough for you to walk home. I'll stand here and wait.

Fione: Thanks. Look at those dingy ass cats over there.

Flow: Yuck. Why are they laying like that? Wait are they...

Fione: OMG. Those cats are hella getting it on.

Flow: Cats fuck?

Fione: Apparently they do.

Flow: Why are they looking at us?

Fione: Flow. Leave those cats alone.

Flow: This is HellaRandom.

The thing that was the most random was that these cats were having sex...doggy style. You would think they would be scared of this position but they were going full throttle. Is this a situation where we can blame it on the GOOSE??hmmmmm

*a HellaFLOW production*

Hella Random Cartoon #2

The HellaRandom Team Presents...Rrarr

(based on an actual conversation)

The FREEWAY Walker

So I was on my way home. By home I mean San Jose, Ca where I reside four days a week lol. It was 10:47 pm and I was on the freeway, highway 101 to be exact, in cruise control. I had just made it to the Santa Clara City Line. For the Love of Ray J, and by that I mean the soundtrack, was in heavy rotation in Sophia Fresh. And yes, someone with hellaflow actually bought it for $13.99 at Target. Go cop it...hahahahaha! Suddenly I saw something ahead of me. I had to second guess myself because I couldn't believe my sight. It was a freaking person walking across the freeway. OMG! I was going South so he had already crossed the North side of the freeway. This was a very odd experience for me. It was a white guy wearing a flannel shirt, some khaki pants, and some busted white shoes tied extremely tight. He was holding a huge guitar in his hand. I wonder if he was homeless because he looked kind of scruffy. Now you would think that if you're walking across the freeway, you wouldn't walk, you would run for your life. But this guy was taking his time, as if the cars were supposed to stop for him. I honked perfusely because i was APPAULLED.com. lol Walking across the freeway should be illegal. But what if there were lights in the middle of the freeway for pedestrians to take their time and walk blissfully as they please?? One word...HELLARANDOM!!!

AYE...YOU GOT JOKES!!

What do you call a blind deer? I have NO-EYE-DEER!!!!

*disclaimer: If you thought this joke was wack please direct all hate mail to Fandango Foine. Shalom.