The spawn of Shaquille O'Neal (poor baby)

HURRICANE CHRIS: Man or Woman??

I just can't for the life or me figure out if the famous rapper HURRICANE CHRIS is in fact, a man or a woman. Is it me or does he not look just like a cross dressing seventeen year old girl? And if so, is he really a hurricane or more of a quiet storm? Or a light shower. A drizzle even.

Call me crazy but I just have a gut feeling that Hurrican Chris is really...Hurricane Christina.

Either way it goes, I can't deny that he had my hands clapping with the hit "Hay Bay Bay" and I was definately checking my make-up in my fake compact mirros while singing "Halle Berry...Halle Berry"

GHETTO CHIC

So there's this new hair fad that I'm seeing more often on everyday people. You know the kind of hair that Beyonce and Tyra are famous for?? Well they're called LACEFRONT WIGS. They are wigs that you glue to your forehead. I think it was a unique idea for a hair piece.

But...

What has society come to when we start putting these lacefronts on babies??? I think its total nonsense and GHETTO if you ask me. Some may think its CHIC.

Am I being ridiculous? What do you think??

TWITTER

Tweet us at twitter.com/hellarandomLLC for business purposes!!

Tweet @hellaflow and @hella_fresh if you want to chat on a more personal level!

We'll follow you if you follow us!!! Join the HELLARANDOM excitement that we call our everyday lives ;-) !!!

Always Random In CAL

So I met this guy on May 3, 2009. I remember the date because Day 26 was out here and I went to see them at a club. The guy was outside and he approached me. He was able to hold a decent conversation so I gave him my number. We starting talking and hanging out, nothing serious. Although he was cool and all, he was two years younger than me and after a few weeks of dating him, the immaturity in him started to come out.

I changed my number. LOL

One day I was bored and decided to call him just to see how he was doing. He thought that meant I wanted to start hanging out again. So I gave him the benefit of the doubt and hung out with him a couple times to catch up. He took me on a date and I had a great time. I mean I was starting to like him...AGAIN!!

When we had originally started dating, he made it clear that he didn't want anything serious because school and CAL football were his priorities and that was fine with me. So the second time around I figured he felt the same way. I wasn't looking for anything either. I wanted to keep my player status afloat (hahaha j/k). But seriously, I'm not in a place where I want a boyfriend right now. And let me make it clear lol... I AM SINGLE!!!

It had been a couple weeks since I saw this guy but we had been keeping in touch, at least talking every other day. Randomly one morning I woke up to a text message from him that said:

"I haven't seen u in a while, probably bcus ur wit sum1 else or for wateva reason...the bottom line is u r still my woman and that's not about to change. I want you to come see me."

You know, I looked at the text for a second because I was confused. I did not understand where that came from. I thought I was single but he was certain, for some ODD reason that I was his woman. Maybe in some imaginary world I was his "woman" but in MY reality I was single and I definitely didn't want him to put a ring on it (hahaha)!! That one text completely turned me off... and simply left me speechless...a true WTF moment (lol).

I told him that I thought we were just going with the flow. He says, "well this flow isn't working for me anymore".

Now if someone says that to you, isn't it safe to assume that they don't want to be involved with you anymore???

He then goes on to say, "I want you to be my girl"...OMG (confused face). He likes my swag but I'm really starting NOT to feel this guy at this point. He concluded by saying that he wants to see my beautiful face at least once a week. Can I just say...NEGATIVE!!!

I seriously have come to the conclusion that although I seem to hit it off better with younger guys, they just arent on my level. They are immature and they think I'm suddenly their "woman" just because they take me on a date. This guy seriously has the game chopped...screwed...twisted...confused...misunderstood...etc. You get my point right?!

Am I the crazy one? LOL ...or...am I someone's woman? you be the judge... A.R.I.C.

HellaRandom Brain Test...

IS THIS PICTURE FUNNY...OR SAD? I'M LEANING MORE TOWARD SAD.

Some Funny's From URBANDICTIONARY.COM

Tooth sweater: When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters. Example:"Does anyone have gum? I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, and it feels disgusting." "Oh, you've got tooth sweaters?"


Douchebaguette: A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.
Example: Just look at her pompous gait... what a douchebaguette!

Passenger Brake -The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car. It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment. It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door. Example: Doris was using her passenger brake all the freaking way here. She's the one who made us late getting started from home by taking so long to get herself ready! I was just trying to make up some time getting through traffic...