Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Some Funny's From URBANDICTIONARY.COM
Tooth sweater: When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters. Example:"Does anyone have gum? I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, and it feels disgusting." "Oh, you've got tooth sweaters?"
Douchebaguette: A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.
Example: Just look at her pompous gait... what a douchebaguette!
Passenger Brake -The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car. It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment. It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door. Example: Doris was using her passenger brake all the freaking way here. She's the one who made us late getting started from home by taking so long to get herself ready! I was just trying to make up some time getting through traffic...
Douchebaguette: A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.
Example: Just look at her pompous gait... what a douchebaguette!
Passenger Brake -The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car. It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment. It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door. Example: Doris was using her passenger brake all the freaking way here. She's the one who made us late getting started from home by taking so long to get herself ready! I was just trying to make up some time getting through traffic...
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
the HAT guy in NYC
So this guy made me a dope ass hat on the corner in NYC. IT looks like airbrush but he does this shiznit with his bare hands!!! Thats dope with a capitol D. If you want a hat made email him at excessone@gmail.com or call him at 646-894-0808. YEE!!
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