Thursday, February 19, 2009

IS HATE THE NEW LOVE??


Flow: I gotta finish these minutes for work so I’ll be at ur house at 6 for the gym. I’m hella sleepy though. I might go home and go to sleep instead of the gym.

Fresh: Ok… and stop being lazy.

Flow: Um…hold on. When was the last time you exercised again???? A CLASS doesn’t count.

Fresh: Yes it does count.

Flow: No it doesn’t. You have to go to class to get a grade. I go to the gym because I am responsible citizen of the united states. Shalom.

Fresh: But no one forces me to go to class. I show up because I want to. Don’t hate on me and my aerobics class.

Flow: My brother said its 09 and his Resolution for the year is :HATE is the New LOVE…so in that breathe…I will always HATE ON YOU.

Flow: Hey I was wondering Do you not believe in blogging?

Fresh: Lolo shut up. I don’t have time.

Flow: Have you even looked at it this month? You’ve been emailing me for like 8 hours but you don’t have time to randomly blog?

Fresh: That requires more thinking than emailing you.

Flow: I am thinking of a word…it starts with a LAME.

Fresh: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha….leave me alone. Goodbye.

Flow: Man down. Shalom. Amen.

I honestly think Fresh believes love is the new hate...and apparently she hates blogging.

Monday, February 2, 2009

As if Apple Bottom Jeans arent bad enough


WILL BOOTS WITH THE FUR EVER BE CUTE??

THE POINT OF IT ALL...

WHY GIVE YOU TEETH IF THEY ARE GOING TO FALL OUT IN FIVE YEARS?!? AND THEN CREATE A FAIRY WHO TAKES THEM TO "FALLEN TEETH WORLD"...OUR CULTURE IS SOOO WEIRD.